This special omnibus combines comedian Kitty Flanagan's award-winning 488 Rules for Life with her rather prosaically titled sequel, More Rules for Life . Inside this blockbuster edition you'll find rules for every aspect of daily life, such as: Pregnant women aren't magic lamps; don't rub them. One to two squirts of perfume or aftershave is ample. Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. Once a month, hold your yoga tights up to the light and check the thread count. And always, always, remove the lettuce before toasting a sandwich. Witty, helpful and endlessly entertaining, this omnibus is the quintessential reference book with the power to change society...or, at least, make it a little less irritating. 'Rule no. 1 - Buy this book, laugh out loud, become a better person.' Jason Alexander ( Seinfeld )